Friday Funnies aka jokes for the pub tonight

[VRSenator065Participant Adelaide SAVR Senator LSx454 1960 Kombi (project) 1921 Nash Hot Rod (future project) View build HERE Member since: February 17, 2015 Posts: 5 777]

So I catch up with a group of school mates on a Friday night after work. I always like to hit them up with a crappy joke. So if you have any short one good for a laught at the pub, post them up.

Please keep them clean (remember the forum rules)

I’ll start;

So met this guy the other day, really high up in the boy scouts. He says to me I am so good at this boy scout caper that if I swallow two short pieces of string I crap them out tied together.

I said I call bullshit, I don’t believe it, that’s impossible.

He looks me in the eye, smiles and says “I shit you knot”

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