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    I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it should make him go faster.

    Didn’t work though—if anything it just made him more sluggish.

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    a grasshopper walks into a bar.

    the bartender says: “did you know they named a drink after you?”

    the grasshopper says: “what, kevin?”

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    an old tied up piece of string slinks into a bar and asks for a beer.

    the barman looks at him stunned and says “do i look like a guy who would serve a piece of string a beer?”

    the string winks at him and says “no luckily I’m afraid not”

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